Friday, November 13, 2015

Cupcake Job - We Bare Bears


Cupcake Job


When the Bears’ beloved laptop breaks, they finally have the need to do something they’ve never done before: get jobs. Working at a trendy cupcake shop, the Bears find that the working world is much tougher than they realized.

I love how Panda is seen lovin' his uniform of pink cupcakes hats and bowties, and no one minds.


According to storyboard artist Danny Ducker, the unnamed businesswomyn was originally going to be "a time traveler trying to get back to the year 1991 for a very important meeting. she was just a normal business woman in the final cut."
Uhhh...






Some official art of lady and the Ice Bear.

I admit, I laughed out loud at these parts:

Overall, A funny and adorable episode.

Tuesday, October 27, 2015



"do the face peri!”

I don't ship Amedot and this is freaking adorable.

Source: inkykittens.tumblr.com/

                                        Source: Tumblr


                                         Source: weheartit.com

Jellonet News 10/27/15- Shipping and Watermelontopia

According to www.cartoonnetwork.com, an upcoming episode entitled "Super Watermelon Island" will center around "Steven [finding] out what happened to all the Watermelon Stevens he created."
We're sure this episode will lead to people spending way too much time wondering if the phrases "Watermelon, Island, and Super" were ever used in a sentence before this came along.



On Wednesday, Tweek and Craig will return for the first time in roughly 84 years in the new episode "Tweek X Craig" (Google that, its a magical adventure) as their "friendship" is explored.


                                          Out of context, the thumbnail for this video is subtlety horrifying.  

Monday, October 19, 2015

If they added a female bear on wbb, it'd be great, but I'm afraid she'd have Unnecessarily Gendered Characteristics [TM] (eyelashes, bow, pink fur etc) to accompany her.

Safe Space- My Thoughts

From OMG South Park: Cartman is the latest victim of body shaming in an all-new episode of “South Park” titled “Safe Space” on Wednesday, October 21 at 10:00 p.m. ET/PT on Comedy Central.
Randy has to deal with uncomfortable confrontations every time he shops at the new Whole Foods. He feels exposed at every turn and it’s ruining his Whole Foods experience. Randy and Cartman are both seeking a safe space.


Well, this is going to be quite a ride. "Stunning and Brave", however, did surprise me when it turned out to be genuinely funny as opposed to a 22 minute shoutout to the anti-SJ community, so the SP crew is probably gonna pull this one off.
For once, I'm more excited for the Randy B plot: 
                                       We've all been in that situation. 

Friday, October 16, 2015





This honestly works as a reaction pic for literally everything and nothing at the same time.

Smart Insults


1. Obtuse
2. Asinine
3.  Doltish
4. Ignorant
5. Naive
6. Vacuous
7. Inane
8. Fatuous
9. Unintelligent
10. Dense
11. As dense as a nucleus
12. I have neither the time nor the crayons to explain this to you.
13. Crusty batch of nature
14. You are the personified equivalent of comic sans.
15. If you spoke your mind, you would be speechless.
16. If your brain was made of chocolate, it wouldn't fill a M&M.
17. If ignorance is bliss, you must be the happiness person on Earth.
18. I would agree with you, but then we'd both be wrong.
19. The only game you can play is the one I just made you loose.
20. It must have took all night to come up with that comeback.
 21. I won't insult your intelligence by suggesting that you really believe what you just said.
22. *After being insulted* Meh, it could be worse. I could be you, after all.



Although some of these were created by yours truly, #13 is Shakespeare, and #21 is William F. Buckley's. The rest were found online. 

Monday, October 12, 2015

Stoyboard- "Girl Be Selling Sunshine"- We Bare Bears

                     
                                 Storyboard version of "Girl Be Selling Sunshine"- From We Bare Bears.

Sunday, September 13, 2015

What You Never Knew About "The Room"

When I was younger the movie kinda scared me. Looking back, it was probably the poster. Yeah, it was definitely the poster. 




* "The Room" was directed, produced, written, and starred (gasp!) Tommy Wiseau.

* The film was made on a budget of 6 million dollars. Tommy made this possible by importing leather jackets to Korea.

* While most filmmakers just rent their cameras, Wiseau made the mistake wise business decision to buy not one, but two cameras, and shot the movie in both 35 mm film and high-definition video formats.

* "Room" franchise started life in 2001 as a play. It was then turned into an unpublished, 500-page book, and was finally adapted into the lovably bizarre (or as The Nostalgia Critic eloquently said, "dick sauce") movie we all know in 2003.


                           Earlier versions of the Mark and Pizza scene. Yep, still as awkward as ever.


* A billboard in Hollywood was one of the only means of advertising for the movie. It stayed up there for five years.



* Juliette Danielle, the lovely actress who portrays Lisa, was originally going to play Michelle (better known as the proud girlfriend of that "Me Underwear"guy). She filled in after several Lisas stepped down or were fired.

* As if Room wasn't weird enough, there was actually a scraped subplot where Johnny was a vampire who had a flying car. I have no comment.

* 6,000,000 dollars is apparently not enough to afford copyright to the words "fiancee" or "fiance". Tommy and Lisa are simply referred to as "future husband" and "future wife" throughout the film.

* It took over 30 takes to film the famous "Oh hi, Mark" scene.

                                                                     NAILED IT.

* Photos depicting the controversial yet beautiful...... spoon, can be seen in the background in some scenes. This caused throwing plastics spoons in the air to be quite a popular occurrence during midnight screening of the movie.



The Room is a film about a wealthy banker Johnny (Tommy Wiseau) and his finac- ahem, future wife Lisa (Juliette Daniel) being caught it a love triangle with his best friend Mark (Greg Sestero). It is considered by many to be the worst film ever made. It also happens to be one of my favorites. 

Wednesday, July 22, 2015

Forgotten Cereal Mascots-Tony The Tiger's Struggling Family



In the early 1950's. a contest was held to find a mascot for Kellog's then-new Sugar Frosted Flakes. Many inspirational catchphrase-spewing anthropomorphic animals entered, but only one could win.
After months of debating, a winner was finally chosen: an athletic, Italian-American tiger named Tony.
Soon, everyone came to know and love the wildcat.

                                                 Earlier version of Tony The Tiger



However, what even some of the hardcore fans don't know is he sells grrrrrreat frosted flakes to keep a roof under his family's ears.





                                 Nah, who are we kidding, this 1976 commercial shows he clearly has an                                                annoyingly perfect suburban family-y'know, just like the ones in every other                                        advertisement.



After an increase of popularity, TTT decided to bring his kin to the public eye. Tony's most well-known relly is his son (far right), who was blessed with the super-original name of Tony Jr. Then, there's his wife, Mama/Mrs. Tony (between Tony and Junior). Finally, there's Antoinette, his daughter (the girl who's either wearing a wig or has absolutely horrifying tiger-human hybrid hair).


Tony Jr. even earned himself his own cereal:

                                     
                                    He's smiling at how much shame he bought his father for becoming                                                        a cereal mascot rather than a lawyer or violinist.

Unfortunately, by the time the 1970's rolled by, Tony's children and spouse were mostly forgotten. Thankfully, breakfast mascot fans and vintage nerds have been able to dig up poor quality commercials to keep the legacy of the Tiger family going.


Also, we find the fact that Tony is a fully-grown father who inspires kids he barely knows as opposed to some sort of coach/imaginary friend of unspecific age a bit...........crrrrrrrreepy.

Saturday, July 18, 2015

Did You Know?-The Kiss

The 1896 silent film The Kiss, staring May Irwin and John C. Rice, is the first kiss in a movie in the history of cinema.





Saturday, July 11, 2015

Did You Know?-First Cartoon Ever

Fantasmorgie, a 1908 animated French short created by Emile Cohl, is widely considered to be the first cartoon ever.


Thursday, July 9, 2015

Did You Know?-Billy Boop

Beloved cartoon icon Betty Boop has a baby brother named Billy Boop. He first appeared in the 1931 cartoon Minding The Baby, and went by the name Aloysius.

Sunday, June 14, 2015

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