Smart Insults

1. Obtuse
2. Asinine
3.  Doltish
4. Ignorant
5. Naive
6. Vacuous
7. Inane
8. Fatuous
9. Unintelligent
10. Dense
11. As dense as a nucleus
12. I have neither the time nor the crayons to explain this to you.
13. Crusty batch of nature
14. You are the personified equivalent of comic sans.
15. If you spoke your mind, you would be speechless.
16. If your brain was made of chocolate, it wouldn't fill a M&M.
17. If ignorance is bliss, you must be the happiness person on Earth.
18. I would agree with you, but then we'd both be wrong.
19. The only game you can play is the one I just made you loose.
20. It must have took all night to come up with that comeback.
 21. I won't insult your intelligence by suggesting that you really believe what you just said.
22. *After being insulted* Meh, it could be worse. I could be you, after all.



Although some of these were created by yours truly, #13 is Shakespeare, and #21 is William F. Buckley's. The rest were found online.