"do the face peri!”

I don't ship Amedot and this is freaking adorable.

Source: inkykittens.tumblr.com/

                                        Source: Tumblr

                                         Source: weheartit.com

Jellonet News 10/27/15- Shipping and Watermelontopia

According to www.cartoonnetwork.com, an upcoming episode entitled "Super Watermelon Island" will center around "Steven [finding] out what happened to all the Watermelon Stevens he created."

We're sure this episode will lead to people spending way too much time wondering if the phrases "Watermelon, Island, and Super" were ever used in a sentence before this came along.

On Wednesday, Tweek and Craig will return for the first time in roughly 84 years in the new episode "Tweek X Craig" (Google that, its a magical adventure) as their "friendship" is explored.

                                          Out of context, the thumbnail for this video is subtlety horrifying.  

If they added a female bear on wbb, it'd be great, but I'm afraid she'd have Unnecessarily Gendered Characteristics [TM] (eyelashes, bow, pink fur etc) to accompany her.

Safe Space- My Thoughts

From OMG South Park: Cartman is the latest victim of body shaming in an all-new episode of “South Park” titled “Safe Space” on Wednesday, October 21 at 10:00 p.m. ET/PT on Comedy Central.

Randy has to deal with uncomfortable confrontations every time he shops at the new Whole Foods. He feels exposed at every turn and it’s ruining his Whole Foods experience. Randy and Cartman are both seeking a safe space.

Well, this is going to be quite a ride. "Stunning and Brave", however, did surprise me when it turned out to be genuinely funny as opposed to a 22 minute shoutout to the anti-SJ community, so the SP crew is probably gonna pull this one off.

For once, I'm more excited for the Randy B plot: 

                                       We've all been in that situation. 

This honestly works as a reaction pic for literally everything and nothing at the same time.

Smart Insults

1. Obtuse
2. Asinine
3.  Doltish
4. Ignorant
5. Naive
6. Vacuous
7. Inane
8. Fatuous
9. Unintelligent
10. Dense
11. As dense as a nucleus
12. I have neither the time nor the crayons to explain this to you.
13. Crusty batch of nature
14. You are the personified equivalent of comic sans.
15. If you spoke your mind, you would be speechless.
16. If your brain was made of chocolate, it wouldn't fill a M&M.
17. If ignorance is bliss, you must be the happiness person on Earth.
18. I would agree with you, but then we'd both be wrong.
19. The only game you can play is the one I just made you loose.
20. It must have took all night to come up with that comeback.
 21. I won't insult your intelligence by suggesting that you really believe what you just said.
22. *After being insulted* Meh, it could be worse. I could be you, after all.



Although some of these were created by yours truly, #13 is Shakespeare, and #21 is William F. Buckley's. The rest were found online. 

Here's Ice Bear.

Sleep is for the weak.

Stoyboard- "Girl Be Selling Sunshine"- We Bare Bears

                     
                                 Storyboard version of "Girl Be Selling Sunshine"- From We Bare Bears.